This past week, our 3 year old started preschool, for two days a week. On his first day, he was so excited and couldn’t wait to head to school. My wife captured that moment with three pictures.
In light of the back to school experience that most families here in the US experienced, I collected some jokes. I hope you enjoy them!
Taken from scoutlife.org:
Luke comes home from his first day of school, and his mother asks, “What did you learn today?”
“Not enough,” Luke replies. “They said I have to go back tomorrow.” — Submitted by Luke C., Somers, N.Y.
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray!
Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon. — Submitted by Kyle S., Chesapeake, Va.
Stevie: Hey, Mom, I got a hundred in school today!
Mom: That’s great. What in?
Stevie: A 40 in Reading and a 60 in Spelling. — Submitted by Zachary D. G., Rutherford, N.J.
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it was H to O. — Submitted by Caleb R., Jackson, Mich.
Phil: What makes a Cyclops such an effective teacher?
Cheryl: I don’t know.
Phil: He has only one pupil. — Submitted by Colin C., Kansas City, Mo.
Jordan: My teacher says I have to write more clearly.
Mom: That’s a good idea, Jordan.
Jordan: No, it’s not. Then she’ll know I can’t spell. — Submitted by Jordan R., Nashville, Tenn.
Teacher: Why did you eat your homework, Joe?
Joe: Because I don’t have a dog. — Submitted by Austin C., Bowie, Md.
Taken from everythingmom.com
Q. What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?
A. Geometry
Q. What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
A. Mathachussets.
Q. What school supply is always tired?
A. A knapsack!
Q. Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
A. To reach the high notes.
Q. Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
A. Because then it would be a foot.
Q. Why was school easier for cave people?
A. Because there was no history to study!
Q. Who is everyone’s best friend on the first day of school?
A. Their princi-PAL.
Q. How can you make one dime into 20 cents?
A. Place it in front of the mirror.
Q. How many women were born in the year 2008?
A. None, only babies were born.
Q. What’s big and yellow that comes every morning to brighten your mom’s day?
A. A school bus
Here’s wishing you all a wonderful start of School Year 2021. And may all our children stay safe and healthy!
Thanks, Eric.. sharing this with my grandkids. 🥲
Thanks for taking the time to read and comment, Tita Norma.
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